Q:"The toes of this platform itch, and yet we are incapable of feeling itching," Legion stated. "Initiating investigation protocols." Garrus glanced up from his newspaper and said, "Simple, its because Shepard's presence warps reality." Legion's flaps fluttered, and they said "This elaborates on a great deal pertaining to Shepard-Commander."
"Especially after she…"
Garrus and Legion looked outside the Lounge window. Both their eyes glowed green as they spoke in unison:
"It’s always been Shepherd."
Q:Excited for Monday? :)
Q:What that porn anon is saying is that porn is actually really bad and a lot of terrible things happen in the industry that were not aware of and doors are closed a lot But they said it in a really dumb bad way
Yeap, that’s kinda how it went.
Q:Were you a good student? Also what was your favourite subject?
Define “good”? :)
I wasn’t an honor student and I kept out of trouble, most of the time. Back in HS I made enemies of my own classmates because our class was notorious for cheating and at one point, made a teacher cry. My English teacher called me the “Gadfly” of the class.
Speaking of English, I love English/ Literature class, Art Class, and in hindsight, the Science classes.
Q:... You scare me with how well you can orate sometimes, you know that?
I hope that won’t stop me from making friends with you dude ;)
Q:This cat is cute. Is this your cat or picture from the internet?
A picture from the internet. It just seems appropriate for the weird sitch I found myself in.
Q:Oh boy... all of that Tier 15 talk is gonna back-fire incredibly, I can almost guarantee someone's bound to make that Illeity/Porn Anon or Illeity/Marceline. You better brace for it, pretty sure there's a sketch already, somewhere!
Q:I ship you and Porn Anon.
Q:What's the frick frack?
- The Deed
- Sexy Time
- Makin’ Whoopee
- Landing the Airplane into the Jungle
- Abracadaniel Running into a Cave
- Horizontal Desire
- Afternoon Delight
- Plugging an Electrical Outlet
- Entering Bounce House Princess
- Tier 15 (or something)
(I hope it’s pretty obvious by now) ;)